Salahis Selling A Different Kind of Bubbles These Days!

The Salahis are back! We know they have been selling their wines [with more than a few bumps], after  now they trade in bubbly for house hold cleansers. What was meant to be a gathering of young political players, a smattering of media and readers of DC’s best independent InfoTainment site was ignited by smartphone flashes as America’s Most Uninvited Guests and Australian Spokesmodel Adam Whittaker [in a suit with shorts – it’s a real thing] crashed yet another Washington DC function tonight. This time they have a lame yet indecent proposal for the White House…

FamousDC and Roll Call hosted a private happy hour for their readers and friends on the rooftop of Cava Mezze [on 8th Street SE] to get ready for an anticipated recess on the Hill.  According to an eyewitness when the intern posted up at the door to check people off the guest list left their post for a few moments, Michaele Salahi, husband Tareq, and a half-dozen person crew stormed the door.

[pullquote quote=”We have no idea how they got there, besides by foot or pedicab, but given the recent debt talks, it’s not surprising those two would come crash our party looking for free drinks.” credit=”-Joshua Shultz, FamousDC”]They made their way to the packed roof with camcorders, sound equipment, and what looked like a herd of photogs-for-hire.  They were cagey about what they were doing there and what they were shooting for, but one thing was for sure, they were not invited.  #OldHabits  Although, Tareq told the Washington Examiner that they did not crash.

There are so many questions: What were they taping? A women with the crew was asking people to sign a photo release which spies told us came from an advertising and PR firm [Euro RSCGin — wait for it — Australia. Are the Salahis working on a special project down under? They were in kangaroo country for some horseplay in 2010 perhaps that is where they met Short-Suit-Whittaker and the makers of Vanish NapiSan. 

Vani NapiWhat?  Apparently it’s some sort of Southern Hemisphere cleaning wipe [no word if it cleans counterclockwise], but their spokesman Whittaker is in town to make a mess. #Ironic

Still Lost? Check out this video, in which the company behind Vanish Crystal White is going to offer the White House $25 million for naming rights to the American executive mansion.  Get it?  A clean White House?  Whacka Whacka Whacka!  So they’ve clearly called in the experts when it comes to making a mockery of our White House. Is that Treason? Probably not. Tacky? Absolutley.

Naturally I took the opportunity to ask Michaele the burning question we’ve had on our mind since inviting her to perform the “new single”  on The Tommy Show: How much is the fee that her ‘people’ asked us to pay for the ‘performance?’  [VIDEO]

That man at the end of the video is Howard Nelson Cromwell Jr. who among other things ‘reps’ the Salahis – said they would make a performance happen.  We’ll be over here, holding our breath.


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