Kelly Collis and I live down the street from each other and before we became radio partners on 94.7 FRESH FM we were the best of friends.  We have keys to each others houses and show up for no reason to borrow sugar [reads: Beer] and it’s no big deal.  When I pulled up to grab her costume from the Dracula Soiree the night before I found two cars parked nose to nose and a sort of frazzled Kelly Collis in between the two holding jumper cables.  The rest … is shocking!

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!