Since our FRESH ARTIST OF THE DAY has returned giving you $500, 5 times a day, 5 days a week people have had some extremely practical ways to use the loot. For instance Erica in Fredericksburg is putting toward her new baby’s nursery and Sandy in Herndon is going to finish up some home improvement projects.  This is all well and good but if you wanted to make some noise and spend the cash on well, wild or unorthodox things how about the 18 suggests below?

WEEKDAYS at 7:05AM THE TOMMY SHOW TELLS YOU THE FRESH ARTIST + GIVES YOU THE FIRST $500!

16 “Premium” Garden Gnomes
36 serving of Guac at Rosa Mexicano
212 5 Hour Energy[s] which make 1080 hours of energy which means you will be on the go for 6.3 weeks. Consult your doctor before trying that one.
34 seasons of Saved By The Bell on DVD
Access the Dulles Toll Road 286 times

courtesy popchips.com

236 bags of Katy’s [Perry] Kettle Corn from popchips.
462 Oysters at the Old Ebbitt Grill during Happy Hour
14 Wine Bras
27 Soft Pretzel Makers [consider combining with above]
750 Party Beards – Urban Outfitters
9 Hammocks

.9 Seconds of weightlessness on the new Virgin Galactic space plane.
63 Medium Size Kongs [@ChipMcFLY's favorite]
160 Bags of Steamed Brussels Sprouts
2000 gumballs
8 Teal Furbys
25 Upper Infield Gallery tickets for the Nats March 29th exhibition game against the Yankees